dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via weaponizedwit)

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks, via laughcentre)

blonde-bookworm:

imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you

and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU

AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY MOMENT

Harry has every right to be angsty in ootp I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU HANDLE IT

(Source: storiesliveinme, via queenrhaenyra)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle)

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

(Source: pokemoneggs, via starcrumb)

notmargaery:

you may think my black clothes are punk but in reality i have just been mourning ned stark for the last three years

(via danedeham)

cokesprite:

when ur chemistry teacher asks if u understand and ur just like

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I have a chemistry degree now and this is still relevant to my life

(Source: chromeofficial, via nagitashinjirou)